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Monday, January 11, 2010
A wife is helping out her computer illiterate husband, and they come
to a point were he has to come up with a password so he tries to get
her attention buy obviously typing in penis. the wife falls over
laughing when the computer starts flashing:
"PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH"
QUESTIONS I HAVE
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there
is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it
considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
to a point were he has to come up with a password so he tries to get
her attention buy obviously typing in penis. the wife falls over
laughing when the computer starts flashing:
"PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH"
QUESTIONS I HAVE
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there
is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it
considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Sunday, October 25, 2009
I am watching a comedy and all that they are saying in this part is Go to hell and go and hide yourself etc, so why not have a day were we all tell each other to go to hell? We have Valentines day and other days so why shouldn't we have a day were we say cruel things to each other
Not bad ?
But I don't think its nice....
If you should do this you will get a nasty stamp on yourself or what do you think?
But for real
WHY NOT?
Should we tell each other to go to hell every other day
Not bad ?
But I don't think its nice....
If you should do this you will get a nasty stamp on yourself or what do you think?
But for real
WHY NOT?
Should we tell each other to go to hell every other day
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why?
I have downloaded the latest version of Firefox! YET still Firefox tells me that you recommend that I download the latest version of FIREFOX.
Ehhhhhh I have? So what is the problem?
Please anyone knows if I (the expert ha ha) have done something wrong? because I never am wrong and never do anything wrong so I don't understand Nada.
Don't yell and scream on me because then I can get really really mad at you and then I probably take of my shoes and hit you in the head with my now 2 year old socks (they stand for themselves now) So watch it Bitch! HA HA HA
But serious help me...... (crying now)
Have a nice Saturday if the day approves with you and by the way (btw)in our family WE decide and act like we want all of us. Just look at my brother when he goes out "fishing" (HA HA)
Kimberly
Why?
I have downloaded the latest version of Firefox! YET still Firefox tells me that you recommend that I download the latest version of FIREFOX.
Ehhhhhh I have? So what is the problem?
Please anyone knows if I (the expert ha ha) have done something wrong? because I never am wrong and never do anything wrong so I don't understand Nada.
Don't yell and scream on me because then I can get really really mad at you and then I probably take of my shoes and hit you in the head with my now 2 year old socks (they stand for themselves now) So watch it Bitch! HA HA HA
But serious help me...... (crying now)
Have a nice Saturday if the day approves with you and by the way (btw)in our family WE decide and act like we want all of us. Just look at my brother when he goes out "fishing" (HA HA)
Kimberly
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